jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

elevenbdr:

REVENGE: a dish best served cold.

elevenbdr:

REVENGE: a dish best served cold.

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

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Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

enecola:

Ok.

enecola:

Ok.

jay-z-r-us:

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

OH MAN

What the mess is going on? Is this just some little social experiment to the government? WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE… THIS IS GETTING EVEN BETTER.

vacation prank

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

beautifulthingsthathurtsogood:

I am literately crying.

beautifulthingsthathurtsogood:

I am literately crying.

a-bipolar-bear:

Silly boy

a-bipolar-bear:

Silly boy